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I saw something unforgettable when I was about 12 years old that I immediately recognized as a clear example of Murphy’s Law.
Just about everyone looks and feels noticeably better at the right weight. And it feels great to look your best. So why is it so easy to gain weight and so hard to lose fat as you get older? There are actually many reasons life is kind of crappy because of the difficulty of weight loss.
Bicycling when I was a kid was fun. My friends and I rode all over the neighborhood, and no one ever got hit by a car. As an adult living in a big city, for years I rode my bicycle to work and in many long-distance fundraisers. 
My kids are beautiful and amazing—actually pleasant to be around. Everyone wants kids like mine. But I loathe being pregnant. And now a fourth is on the way! 
Recently a cold front swept across the U.S., making Austin, Texas, colder than Alaska. This is no hoax. But obviously, for many of us, theories about mankind causing global warming is one of the biggest tricks in modern times.
The biggest regrets of my life were the ones I threw back—men, not fish. The reasons for the breakups seemed to make sense at the time. But when it comes to a few guys who not only genuinely cared for me then but have never forgotten their big crush, I know I blew my chance at lasting love. A one-time divorcee, my children and grandchildren have been the focus of all of my attention.