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    Breathalyzer Sweatshirt

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    Yeah you shouldn't even try to walk in a straight line. At .29 I doubt you'll even be able to crawl. Get used to getting rides everywhere because you are so far over the legal limit that it's embarrassing. This funny crewneck sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who has had a similar situation happen to them or knows someone who has. We have plenty of designs on our Busted Crap funny sweatshirts for if you have been under the influence or simply deal with a lot of crap. We all have to deal with crap unfortunately that's the way things are.

    No matter what kind of lifestyle you choose there are many designs on our funny sweatshirts that will easily relate to you in some way. With so many different designs on our funny sweatshirts for anyone who's been busted you can be sure that something will attract your attention so you can express yourself in funny and stylish ways.

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    Heavy Blend Crewneck

    •    50% Cotton 50% Polyester Preshrunk Fleece Knit
    •    Soft yarn and virtually pill free
    •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
    •    Machine Washable Inside Out
    •    Printed in the USA

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