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    Saggy Boobs Hoodie

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    Heavy Blend Hoodie

    •    50% Cotton 50% Polyester Preshrunk Fleece Knit
    •    Adjustable Drawstring Hood; Pouch Pocket
    •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
    •    Machine Washable Inside Out
    •    Printed in the USA

    Sometimes facing reality can get a little disheartening. Sure you look good now; you have a tight body with boobs that don't care about gravity. But, what happens in 10 years when you're 30? Not too bad but another 10 and things start to get a little worrisome. By the time your 50 it’s a battle just to keep those breasts up and forget about when your 60 they may as well just fall off! This funny hoodie is perfect for all women especially as a fun gift to mess with their heads and give them something to NOT look forward to!

    Our funny hoodies for women  are completely unique to certain crappy situations that well all go through in one way or another. The designs on our funny sweatshirts for women  are super relatable because they show specific moments where life is crap. We want people to use our funny hoodies for girl problems to express themselves in fun and stylish ways.

     

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