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    Tightly Tethered Hoodie

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    Heavy Blend Hoodie

    •    50% Cotton 50% Polyester Preshrunk Fleece Knit
    •    Adjustable Drawstring Hood; Pouch Pocket
    •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
    •    Machine Washable Inside Out
    •    Printed in the USA

    Life is good when you are a dog. When you are tied to a tree because your owner is off gallivanting and doing stupid human stuff, life is crap. All a dog wants to do is have some fun and chase things, it is written in there DNA. Dogs want to chase squirrels and when you have them on a leash you are depriving them of that basic instinct. This funny hoodie shows what happens when the squirrel has the upper hand. This is humiliating to the dog! Our dog hoodies were designed to be relatable and will have everyone laughing.

    All of our dog sweatshirts are perfect for everyone who knows a thing or two about life's crap. We know that life is good is just a phrase used to hide from the reality of life. We don't want people to hide we want them to embrace life's crap and laugh at it. Our funny hoodies for pet lovers are the perfect way to do just that.

     

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