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    Out Of Olives Sweatshirt

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    Heavy Blend Crewneck

    •    50% Cotton 50% Polyester Preshrunk Fleece Knit
    •    Soft yarn and virtually pill free
    •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
    •    Machine Washable Inside Out
    •    Printed in the USA

    Yum, martinis make life good. We are out of olives though so naturally life is crap now. What is a martini without an olive? Just a glass of strong water! This funny crewneck sweatshirt will appeal to the alcoholic - we mean the martini lover in your life. This is pretty funny though because seriously if you get a martini without an olive you are basically just kidding yourself and how can you not laugh about that. Our drinking hoodies help anyone laugh about a crappy situation that way the good times keep rolling except with crap!

    There is an old saying that says, don't sweat the small stuff, and it’s all small stuff. We believe that very much and all of our funny hoodies for alcoholics expand on that theory. We want people to be able to smile and laugh at life's crap with our drinking sweatshirts rather than be put down by it.

     

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