Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Yeah right! Why not just hail a taxi at this point. There is no one around they won't see you. You know you will never be able to finish this marathon without a little help, look at where they have the trail leading! You are not a hiker and you are barely a runner. No one will judge you if you cheat a little or just bail out! This funny T-shirt shows just how horrible marathon running really is. Sometimes it's for a good cause and charity and all that jazz but, running for that long is bad for your health!
No matter how crappy things get there will always be a silver lining that allows us to smile. Our funny sports shirts are that silver lining. We have the funniest designs and graphics on our novelty t-shirts that everyone will find something to laugh at.